When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
(Source: verswayze, via endoftheworlddd)
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
(Source: worldpeaces, via sup-london)
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
when no one in class is ready for the test